LESS FAST…

LESS FURIOUS!!!!!

my ride has been officially de-pimped! wwwwaaaassssuuuuuupppp!!!!!!! (pops collar)

mystikal or whoever the fat that guy is can kiss my white hipster ass because my car no longer sounds like it should belong to a 17 year old suburban wigger who’s got too much time and money to spend on his whip, ya know what i’m sayin? this weekend my car was in the shop for the last session of a very long process to take the intake and exhaust systems back to factory specifications, ya know what i’m sayin? i got the car for free a little over a year ago, and while beggars cant be choosers, ya know what i’m sayin, i had supressed my embarassment in driving a car with a friggin fart pipe on it long enough. AND NOW THE PIPE IS GONE and its like i am driving a new car, ya know what i’m sayin!?! i am feelin straight up crunk right about now, yo. alls i gotta do now is find a fine ass shorty to ride wid me, yo.

so while we are on the fresh news tip, i should tell you guys about how this weekends final mechanical processes cost a lot less than expected so i was able to get this great new FUBU terry cloth warm up suit and some bling bling. they are off the chain and i am lookin fly, ya know what i’m sayin? (brushes shoulder off)

dont hate!

peace out, my homies