chunk some aluminum

February 23rd, 2005 by joe

i’m with jared. ready to shelf this thing for a while. tired of staring at electrodes. is reality an mpeg file? is this what God had in mind for us? the internet opens the whole world up to you so why does it feel like you have to be chained to it? is it really the world in there? sometimes i sit here, hand on mouse, poised and ready to steer my eyes and ears to pleasure, and turn my head ever so slightly to the left just in time to catch a convertible breezing by the window, hair in the wind, highway behind, free as a - bird. i’m jealous. i gotta get out. this is no adventure. this is just another self-inflicted useless battle. computers suck. money sucks. am i wasting my time even now? the answer is yes. i’m gonna go do something.

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8 Responses to “chunk some aluminum”

  1. Leah says:

    I’m going to be the realist here and add in that both of you suck. Hard. The convertible guy was just a 40-something on his lunch break; 5 bucks says he has a computer, maybe more than one. And Joey, you need to get a new job now. Life’s too long to work at a job that doesn’t make you happy…
    If you’re not out of there within 3 months, I’ll start applying to stuff for you (sincerely hoping David does not read your blog). :)

  2. Anonymous says:

    if youre concerned about what God intended, then its time to throw out your tv, sale your car, throw your phone in the lake, get naked and find a garden with some good fruit and a woman who likes talking to snakes.

  3. Leah says:

    Personally, I think you should sail your car.

  4. joe says:

    ok, yeah. so i didn’t ask the question of whether god intended us to own computers, but was his intention for us to be glued to them. that was the question, joshua amish. and no, i cant sail my car or my phone. then how could your mom call? how could i rush over to her place?

  5. joshua amish says:

    hey leah, why dont you take your pretentious knack for catching spelling errors and stick it up your a-s-s. or add it to your ability for perfect grammar and write something worthwhile. maybe something ecological, something that might protect some dear.

    yes, i know its “deer”. but thats part of the joke.

  6. Leah says:

    thanks for the suggestion (and the compliment), but I’m probably just going to try to keep catching spelling errors. It’s so fun–and it’s all in good fun, anyway, as js and jr know because they kindof know me.

    buy you a drink?

    oh, and if you hadn’t made the correction I would’ve read it as “dear,” as in “protect someone or something important.” in chastising me, you learn you could be a poet. how d-e-a-r!

  7. MARV says:

    joshua amish = joking jared

  8. Leah says:

    ahh… in that case…. buy you a soda? :-p

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