akron/family is the band i listen to the most.

they have a new record and are coming to a city near you.

sometimes they have beards.

ak ak.

my pals from WARMintheWAKE are currently touring the americas, and out there on the road you can find this on their merch table:

their new record, AMERICAN PREHISTORIC, will be released on the 28th. if you buy it now you can say you “knew them when” once they make the cover of paste.

the man who sat beside me on the metro tonight smelled like he had shit himself. being pinned in the already too-small seat betwixt said smelly fellow and the left window only intensified my already full-hearted resentment toward being forced to ride the train tonight. usually at that moment i am weaving in and out of traffic, pedaling and hanging on for dear life in the pursuit to feel alive, via bicycle. but that freedom was taken from me by a petty thief tuesday. my bicycle is gone, and my livelihood lessened. on the bright side, though: at i least dont go around offending people because i smell like i shit myself. life could be worse.

i didn’t like the first poster, so i made another.

and yes, i know its a squid. i dont care.