for a good time read URNMONEY, by the marvelous mr. ben. his latest on mutant bicycles is entertaining.

here is one to whet your appetite:

today i found a jumbo sized tootsie pop in the pocket of my favorite green army surplus jacket. I havent worn the jacket since last winter. and now, the question you ask is whether or not i ate said jumbo sized tootsie pop. and the answer is an emphatic “yes.” and to answer your second and third questions respectively, it was grape flavored and, no, i did not count how many licks it took to get to the center.