life’s BEN better
the other night i was supposed to go to a party and see some old friends, some of which ive not seen in 10 years. instead, i ditched them and went to see ben folds in atlanta. and it was worth it. what a great entertainer and what great songs.
the last time i saw ben folds was in 1996 or 97, before any of you knew about him. yes, i am acting like a pretentious pitchfork writer. in those days i went nowhere without my polaroid camera, and i caught ben and darren (the drummer from the benfoldsfive) walking out of the local burrito bistro. they stopped and we spoke and they let me take their picture.
this is where the polaroid would go if i could actually find it. sorry. so instead of the polaroid ill post a picture that came up first on the google image search i just did for “ben”:
this is benjamin charles o’kanski. he was born by cessarian on june 10, 2002 at 11:16pm, and he has his own webpage called “ben’s playgroud.”
i should get ben to do the marvelous site since joey won’t get off his lazy ass. by this point, ben is probably just now learning how to form sentences, and i guarantee he wouldnt give me as much lip as joey does. in fact, i think ben should be added as a full time member of the marvelous collective. afterall, all of us here at tmc enjoy crying, suckling and pooping our pants.


